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" Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
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Joke by Duck Plaster,
From a Website Visitor
2/23/2004

1013 visits

" A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich.
The landlord looks at him and says, "But yo "
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Joke by Rodney Dangerfield,

202 visits

" A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. "
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Joke by Anonymous,

182 visits

" A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: Wife wanted. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: Y "
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Joke by Arizona Arms Newsletter, Cowboy Humor

Feb 2005

120 visits

" Any cowboy can carry a tune. The trouble comes when he tries to unload it. "
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Joke by Anonymous,

182 visits

" First Guy (proudly): My wife's an angel!
Second Guy:.You're lucky, mine's still alive. "
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Joke by Henny Youngman,

194 visits

" My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. "
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Joke by ,

123 visits

" The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... "
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Joke by Where do cows go when they want a night out?,
From a Website Visitor
4-Nov

264 visits

" To the moo-vies! "
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Joke by Patrick Murra,

126 visits

" Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut u "
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Joke by Big Shaun, Date Range

5/3/09

174 visits

" Why wasn't the bottanist allowed in the night-club?
Because he was wearing a cacti. "
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Joke by ,

142 visits

" You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. "
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