A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and
the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits
alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to
Drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she
Hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could
go on celebrating that long?"
Joke by 10 Bears, Posted by 10 Bears, Head Moderator Gun Chat.net
09 Apr 2006
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